Friday, January 29, 2010
w00t! i haz create blog!!!!!
This is my first blog post! So, Nintendo Pwns, right? Of course! The NES pwned the Atari 5200, the Super Nintendo pwned the Master System, the N64 pwned the PSX, the GameCube pwned the Xbox, and the Wii easily pwns all of them. I own a Gamecube, a Wii, a GBA SP, and a DSi and have excess of 50 games. I shall list them next post. So, I'm going to review a game. It is called Kidz Sports: Crazy Golf. The publisher is BOLD games. If you've heard of them, congratulations, or as Ninjakun II says, CONGLATTULATONS! Because it is one of the more obscure game studios, the games fail. The back of the cover brags: Play through four wacky courses on 72 crazy holes! (that's what SHE said!) However, in this case, "wacky" also means "with an extremely steep difficulty curve and awkward, unrealistic controls". You actually probably can find this game at your local Target on that cardboard shelf exclaiming "14.99!!!". Even 15 dollars, however is quite a bit for this piece of crap. Although, I must admit, this game has some pretty butt-kicking graphics, I don't understand why they implemented a "NuYu" character creation feature. Um, guys, I hate to say this, but one of the core elements of the Wii is the Mii. I seriously played this once. Ever. It's, like, no fun. If you want minigolf, just get your lazy butt off your sofa and go to a freaking mini golf course. This game gets a 42% rating from me just because of its graphics and the price. So, yeah. Next is me telling you my game collection!
Labels:
bold games,
crazy golf,
kidz sports,
pwnage,
review,
reviews,
video games,
wii
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